It seems pointless to review a Kristen Bjorn video. They're always fantastic, and they just keep getting better. THICK AS THIEVES is no exception. It has five sex scenes that feel like twenty, a total of 57 cum shots, and a beautiful star named Arpad Banfalvi who's simply too good to be true. Last year, MANWATCHER was our favorite Bjorn video of all time, and THICK AS THIEVES almost wants to make us rethink that decision. With all the hot sex, great cum shots, guys cumming on each other's faces or their own faces, the versatility, and the new additions of body painting and even double fucking, THICK AS THIEVES really is the best that porno can be. But then, it really is impossible for Kristen Bjorn to achieve anything less than perfection.
-IN TOUCH
Review 2
If you want to see an artist working in his prime, go out and buy yourself a copy of Kristen Bjorn's latest, THICK AS THIEVES right this minute. It's the utterly perfect porn video that we've come to expect from Bjorn, and boy oh boy this is terrific. The men are so handsome, the sets are so stunning, and the sex so scorching that, frankly, I'm afraid that gay men are getting spoiled. By all means, don't miss this video or I'll have to sit you down and give you a long lecture, and neither of us wants that! Rating: 4 stars
-WINDY CITY TIMES
Review 3
Kristen Bjorn and his international studs are always ready for a new adventure. Here, they reveal that art thieves are not only buffed and sexy, they are also gay. The videography is top notch as can be expected, but in a sizzling departure for Bjorn, the guys perform a double penetration. This is Bjorn at his nasty best. So far, this is one of the year's best. Rating: 4 1/2 stars.
-ADULT VIDEO NEWS
Review 4
This is definitely as must-see video. Rating: 4 stars
-SKINFLICKS
Review 5
Essentially, there are five scenes in THICK. But in each, guys suck, fuck, lick, tongue, top and bottom in turn, and before you know it, two hours have passed and there's been more cum spewed than in a dozen typical porn videos. Tom Matthews debuts being double fucked by Arpad Banfavi and Arpad Miklos. The Arpads', dicks are long enough so they can actually thrust without slipping out. They keep it up for a l-o-n-g time, we get a look at the action from several different angles, Tom cums, the Arpads pull out and cum simultaneously, and it's the best double penetration we've ever seen. We were also impressed with Marcio da Costa's ability to suck two dicks at the same time, and really liked the sequential, top to bottom, mouth-rub ejaculation of the five burglars on the metal staircase. Camerawork and visual composition are superb, and the models are breathtakingly beautiful. Rating, five stars.
-ADAM GAY VIDEO DIRECTORY