HORNS OF PLENTY, Part 1
There are few porn directors of whom it can be said that something was never shown on film until he showed it. Kristen Bjorn is one of those few. His new two-part film, Horns of Plenty, hasglorious models, splendid settings and rhapsodic, pummeling sex.
Part 1 opens with Carlos Montenegro and Maruis Mugler walking down a path in the woods. They both wear plaid shirts, unbuttoned, with the sleeves torn off. Their walk leads them to a rustic estate where they pause for blow jobs and 69 in the courtyard, then a flip-fuck indoors when it begins to rain.
Also abroad this morning are Bruno Jones, Pau Casserras, and Richard Rubio. They choose a barn piled high with cylindrical bales of hay for a bit of carnal recreation. Hay is OK for cock sucking or rimming if you're wearing shoes and can stand on your feet, but it's too itchy to roll around in, so they move indoors to fuck. Once again I'm noticing the architecture here: the verticality of the stacked hay and the vertical placement of the models at different levels. Jones is a double top here, fucking blondish Casserras and red-haired Rubio.
Like prisoners looking out on the world, Mike Colucci, Max Exe and Christian Herzog peer out through stone walls from different rooms of a huge house and see each other. fortunately, this is no prison so they are free to seek each other out, and once they are assembled, Colucci kneels and sucks his two newfound friends to climax. Then they form a standing manwich, with Max fucking Christian fucking Mike. The guy in the middle is always the key to a successful chain fuck and Christian works his mojo in a surprising number of directions.
The duo from scene 1 and the trio from scene 2 meet on a country toad, with crows cawing overhead. Glances are exchanged, heads nod in mutual assent, and the five head over to a ruined building. They relieve each other of their loads orally outdoors, after separating into a twosome and a threesome, then it's indoors to fuck. Once they choose partners they don't change.
Robert McDougal, standing on a hilltop, watches two caballeros, Nicos Casanova and Renato Lima, ride their horses down a country lane, and he follows on hot pursuit. they haven't far to go and their pants are off and they're giving each other blow jobs when McDougal catches up to them. He immediately helps himself to both cocks at once, and after they squirt their loads on him, they reposition for fucking. This is the first of three double-fucks in the two parts of Horns of Plenty. Each is shot with the models in a different position. Often when filming a DP, one top inserts his cock and remains motionless while the other top does the actual in-an-out fucking, but here both tops remain in motion simultaneously. After their cumshots, Casanova and Lima work in tandem to suck and rim McDougal to climax.
David Dirdam and Alex Ferrari find a niche of wood and rock in which to pass the time with sucking, rimming and a flip-fuck. The bodies couldn't be better and if you like sex with plenty of spit, this scene's for you.
Luciano Prado is chopping wood with when Antonio Ferrari and Nikolai Tinkoff amble past and ask for a lesson. They remain at the wood pile only long enough to get wood, then the action continues indoors. Antonio is versatile in this scene.
Taking literally Oscar Hammerstein's admonition that the farmer and the cowboy should be friends, and jacking up the notion of friendship, the horsey trio from scene five teams up with Dirdam and Ferrari for a sex quintet that quite masterfully and magnificently utilizes a bed without breaking it. McDougal is a top for most of the scene — perhaps his hole needed a rest — and the caballeros on horseback are the bottoms, with Dirdam and Ferrari as alternate tops. McDougal surrenders his ass to Dirdam at the end, getting his toes sucked in the balance.
With a running time of three hours — and this is only the first half of the movie — Horns of Plenty part 1 is almost too much of a good thing. Is it possible to succumb to a jism overdose?
Rating: Scorching
Onan The Vulgarian, XXFACTOR.COM
HORNS OF PLENTY, Part 2
When Zeus accidentally broke off one of the horns of the goat on whose milk he was raised, he blessed her by declaring that the horn would always be filled with bounty. Hers was the original horn of plenty, and while that horn has been represented countless times in work of art, Kristen Bjorn's Horns of Plenty offers a sexual interpretation that could leave Caligula sated.
Part 2 is more of what Part 1 offered: scene after scene of men is pairs, trios and larger groups sucking, rimming and fucking relentlessly. It begins with Max Exe, Christian Herzog and Mike Colucci feeding the livestock but getting distracted when Luciano Prado, Antonio Ferrari, and Nikolai Tinkoff walk by. Some of those cows will have to wait for breakfast. Using a long bench, they pair off, group and regroup. One of the highlights is when three of them line up with a knee each up on the sideboard while the other three kneel and eat their holes. Later, Herzog gets double-fucked by Prado and Tinkoff.
Adam Excell and Morr Foxx, boyfriends in the real world, offer a quieter interlude, sans condoms. They suck, fuck and eat each other's loads. Elsewhere, Dennis D'Nello, Marco Salgueiro and Ruben Rodriguez utilize a nook for their threesome, in which D'Nello is the bottom.
Lycra bike shorts are every bit as sexy as Speedos, but you don't often see them in porn. The next scene is one of the exceptions, in which Juan de Troya, Juanjo Rodriguez, and Miguel Angel park their bicycles at a building on the outskirts of town and give their gonads a breather. Miguel climbs back on his bike, sans the lycra riding shorts, and lets Juan and Juanjo ride him.
The five guys from the second and third scenes join forces for a sex pentagram whose five points are their cocks. the oral part of the scene, like some of the others, is staged with the models at multiple vertical levels on the set. For the fucking, Excell and D'Nello go off by themselves, leaving the others as a threesome.
Armando Del Toro and Mario Felix may make you think you saw something nasty in the woodshed, like Ada Doom. Ada lost her mind; viewers are more like to lose some spunk. Mario gets progressively more handsome through the scene. He also bottoms and he's one of the few men in the film with hair (but not much) on his torso.
In the final scene, this same pair converges with the trio of bicyclists. Miguel giving Armando a foot job is an unusual tidbit. Armando cums on Miguel's foot and laps it up. There's also a double penetration in this scene, with Juanjo and Miguel lying on their backs, cock-to-cock, and Armando riding the double shaft. Mario gets poled by Juan at the other end of the same couch. In a change-up, Juan and Miguel double-fuck Mario in the same position. Take a moment to ogle Armando's huge balls.
As for those Kristen Bjorn "firsts" that I mentioned in the review of part 1, some of those are here, too, including group cock jousting and the three-way maneuver in which model 1 grabs the cock of model 2 and inserts it in the ass of model 3 — always terrifically hot.
Rating: Scorching
Onan The Vulgarian, XXFACTOR.COM
HORNS OF PLENTY, Part 1
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
Once again, Kristen Bjorn gives us the United Nations of gay porn, an international cast that is simply smashing together, and who have no problems working out their sexual tensions in the beautiful countryside that surrounds them.
One of the nearest-perfect men ever to appear onscreen, Carlos Montenegro, appears walking out of what looks like the early-morning mist with handsome Marius Mugler, and Marius and Carlos don’t have abs of steel, they have abs of titanium. The first sequence has the two men favoring each other with ravenous blowjobs and then a sensual 69, the kind of oral treatment, that, done correctly, makes you spill gallons of cum, and that is exactly what Carlos does, giving Marius a huge facial just before he leans down to kiss his playmate. Next, Marius fucks Carlos missionary, while a thunderstorm rumbles just outside. Carlos shoots again while he’s getting plowed by Marius, but Marius just keeps on going, flipping Carlos over and fucking his ass from behind.
Next up are Bruno Jones, Pau Casseras and Richard Rubio, who use a stack of hay to make it easier to perform a three-way daisy-chain suck. These beauties are just stunning together, stroking away to blow more hot loads. Bruno is a thickly-hung top, and both Richard and Pau take rides on his massive cock, though at times it looks as if they are having to give it their all to do it. When Bruno fucks Richard, Pau assists by guiding the thick meat into Richard’s ready ass.
A picturesque, rough-stone country manor is the setting for the next scene, which stars Mike Colucci, Max Eve and Christian Herzog. Mike is adorably cute, but he’s also an expert cocksucker, downing both his co-star’s extra-long cocks with aplomb while stroking his own cock. Mike continues to show off his power-bottoming skills, taking Max from behind while Christian makes it a three-way fuck by sliding inside Max. The angles and the photography in this scene are pretty breathtaking all the way up to the dripping cum-shots, even for the Bjorn audience, who are used to such perfection by the director.
Carlos and Marius meet up with Bruno, Pau and Richard for a nice variation on the scenes the five men did earlier, except this time it’s an all-out outdoor orgy, starting with awesome oral action that mixes the group up two and three style until the cum flies. In the next sequence, Carlos tops Pau while Marius sits on Bruno’s thick dick. Richard watches and sucks Pau until once again, multiple rounds of cum finish up the hot side-by-side fuck.
Men on horseback — always a thrill — and even more so when they look like Nicos Casanova and Renato Lima. Robert McDougal is the lucky dude who hooks up with the studs, greedily devouring their uncut cocks. After Robert’s smooth chest is coated with their jism, the trio ends the scene with a shared kiss. The next part of the scene opens with an eye-popping double-penetration, with Robert impressively taking both Nicos and Renato. It’s also a perfect opportunity to admire how round, full, and totally fuckable Robert’s booty really is. It looks even hotter drenched with two loads.
David Dirdam and Alex Ferrari drop their jeans and get busy rubbing their dicks together like they’re trying to ignite something, and it works, soon enough the two are sucking, rimming, and fucking like a house afire. David and Alex perform a sensual versatile fuck in this scene that is one of the highlights of the entire production. Chopping wood is an awesome way to work up a sweat, and is also great aerobic exercise, but I doubt it’s the actual way that muscle studs Luciano Prado, Antonio Ferrari and Nikolai Tinkoff got their buff bodies. But when they look this good in a three-way suck, does it really matter? Russian hottie Nikolai then bottoms, getting spit roasted until Luciano takes a liking to Antonio’s ass, slamming it hard while Nikolai sucks Antonio’s cock. Luciano’s meaty cock delivers a huge cum-shot to end the scene.
Another orgy scene is the finale of Part 1, bringing together Robert, Nicos, Renato, David and Alex for heavy-duty sucking and rimming, with some tight close-ups framing the action. Five beautiful cum-shots end the oral sequence, and then the fucking begins. Renato gets plowed by David and Alex in tandem, while Robert surprisingly turns in a stunning top performance, sticking it to Nicos. The men are so close together as all this is happening that it’s a little mind-bending, so much hot action taking place in suck a tight space, but that just makes it all the more erotic. The last moments include an unforgettable moment: Robert, on his back, his ass wide open, his pink ass being fucked by David’s long, hot cock, his face a total mask pf pleasure, and all of the other studs watching and jerking off while he cums. This is the kind of unique moment that Kristen Bjorn is known for, one that stays in the memory long after the vision ends.
A DVD Review by Martin Cox (ManNet.com)
*** Highly, Highly Recommended ***
Matched with Part 1, this epic provides so much beefcake that it is an embarrassment of riches, and director Kristen Bjorn and his production crew deserve oodles of credit for making it happen.
In Part 2, some of the cast members return, but there are an additional seven studs added to the mix. The first scene brings together Max Eve, Christian Herzog, Mike Colucci, Luciano Prado, Antonio Ferrari and Nikolai Tinkoff or an opening orgy that is usually reserved for the final of such a stellar production.
All six studs gather for the a spectacular oral sequence, with two pairs of men framing the central 69 action. After the first cum-shots are launched, the men then move on to a rimming line-up that has three beautiful asses open for three very talented tongues. Christian then slowly lowers himself onto Luciano’s hard cock and lies back so that Nikolai can also penetrate him. Meanwhile, Christian strokes his cock. Antonio and Max spit roast the amazing Mike, but Mike’s ass and hips are doing the fucking, because he pushes himself back and forth on Antonio like he can’t get enough of his cock.
Israeli dudes Adam Excell and Morr Foxx may be among the few in this entire release who are circumcized, but that’s not the only reason they’re special. When it comes to providing passion and huge thrills, these two have no equals. Open-mouthed cum-shots and passionate fucking are just two of the amazing parts of this act, and when Morr fucks Adam without a condom, these real-life partners bring things to a high point.
Latin studs Dennis D’Nello, Marco Salgueiro and Ruben Rodriguez drop their jeans and get right to it, admiring each others’ huge cocks and giving very adept blowjobs to each other. After all three men have blown their initial loads, Dennis takes on both his co-stars, getting fucked by each of them in turn (and by the way, Marco has one of the best sets of pecs and nipples you’re ever likely to see).
Juan de Troya, Juanjo Rodriguez, and Miguel Angel are cycling, but they pull over for some three-way oral action, unzipping their spandex suits so their erections can get some air (and tongue). When they fuck, the bikes come in handy again, as Miguel perches on it so he can get fucked by both Juan and Juanjo. In the next part of the thrilling trio scene, Juanjo sits on Miguel, riding his cock sideways, while Juan helps out by stroking Juanjo’s cock with his glove-covered hand. Juan feeds his load to Juanjo in the end, shooting it right on his tongue.
Next, it’s orgy time again, as Morr, Adam, Dennis, Marco and Ruben go all out for a five-man suck scene. By the time these five studs are done with each other, cum is flying everywhere, as each one shoots a huge load. The fucking is just as steamy: Marco gives it up for Morr and Ruben while Dennis fucks Adam from behind. There are some very interesting and artistic angles of these nearby ass-poundings, showing off these two sets of studs to the best possible advantage as they fuck away the afternoon.
Nice metaphor: while Armando de Toro and Mario Felix are out gathering wood, they pop wood. After trading blowjobs until both let loads fly, Armando fucks Mario (while both keep their boots on) from behind. Armando is fucking Mario missionary when Mario shoots again, quickly followed by Armando shooting again, this time on Mario’s balls.
The big finale has cyclists Juan, Miguel, and Juanjo arriving at Armando and Mario’s place While Mario and Armando are still half naked. What timing! The five men move inside and start another hot oral session, and Juanjo, in particular, blows huge at the end, although all five men cum quite nicely. Double-double-penetration (that’s not a typo) occurs in the last fuck sequence, and first it’s Armando who shows off his capacity, sitting on both Juanjo and Miguel. But later, Mario too does a double-penetration act, for Juan and Miguel. Just when you think that Bjorn can’t top himself, he does, by giving us the kind of finale you want to watch again and again. The man’s a master.
A DVD Review by Martin Cox (ManNet.com)